Oh why oh why...

...oh how do I get people to read this blog. Seriously, it amazes me how blogs seem to gain so much popularity. How? I'd like to know. Not that im seeking some sort of adulation for my work, which is mediocre at best, but the whole sudden rise to fame intrigues me.

No one has read this blog besides automated spam programs.

hmm, maybe its my atrocious grammer, yup that must be it.