A few thoughts

FIRST OF ALL


Why is it that old men think its ok to walk around butt naked in the locker room in the gym. It's not.

If your balls reach to your knees and your ass cheeks follow then please...put on some underwear, out of professional courtesy.

I avoid the locker room like the plague but goddamn it, I have to go in their for certain reasons (urinating being a good one) and what am I confronted with? BALLS...balls all over the place

old saggy balls...


...to the left, to the right. I almost bump into walls trying to walk to the restroom with my eyes closed, but noooo, only more balls await me there.

I can't even eat raisins anymore thanks to these shameless baby boomers hippies. Prading around in all of their naked, flabby, shameless glory. I have nothing against the human body, just a lot against old, flabby, saggy balled, old man body.


Not cool dude, not cool.




SECOND OF ALL



Must give praise where its due. Asian women legs.

After years of observing the female form (artistically ofcourse, I'm a gentlemen ladies.) I have come to the conclusion that Asian women have THE sexiest legs. Its not because they work out more, or have a special diet. It's just a genetic thing and Asian women win out.

No offense to all the other ladies, you all are nice too, but Asian women in general have gorgeous legs.

Those who really know me, know that I find legs to be the sexiest part of a woman's body...bar none, and I have come to the, fair, conclusion that Asian women just rock them sexy legs like no other. There is just something about the way they are defined and shapped...mmm mmm good.

A miniskirt, gorgeous bare legs, flip flops and a thin anklet is a good way for any woman to make me her slave.