Every damn day is special

If I hear happy Friday one more time I am going to start throwing random fists everywhere. What is it about Friday that people get so all orgasmic about it? Yeah, you get 2 days off of your crummy job but those 2 days go by so fast that you’re right back to where you started.

Am I the only one who finds this life style sad? Fridays shouldn’t be something to look forward to just because it gives you time off your job…that says something inherently disturbing about your job satisfaction. The same goes for whenever someone says “looks like someone’s got the case of the Mondays”…makes me want to slap someone.

If someone knocked you on the head, put your ass in an underground room, with no clock, for a few days, I bet your ass wouldn’t know whether Friday was coming or going…would ya?

Now I am a firm believer in the fact that if everyone started doing the job they wanted the world would come to a grinding halt. Call it a wicked blessing, but it’s a good thing that too many of us don’t have the balls to actually chase our dreams, so the uninspiring but quintessential jobs get done…but no one says that anyone has to fall into a “Mondays are the balls and Fridays are the tits” stigma, yet everyone almost everyone gets into it. Even at my job, most are, on Monday, quiet, morose and demure in the worst way, but at Fridays it’s all happiness and laughter ringing in the halls. Like the heavens just opened and gold is shooting out.

Make your own damn job fun. Really, it’s within our reach to make Monday like any other day so reaching Friday isn’t such a coveted feat of survival. It should be an alarm bell for people that live for the weekends that something is very wrong with their attitude about their life and their work.

So don’t tell me “TGIF”, “happy Friday” or any other nonsense. Every fucking day is special…well not really, but shame on you for not making it special.